In a shocking turn of events, the Smurfs, those beloved little blue creatures from the forest, are poised to take over the adult companion market.

“It’s a smurfing revolution!” said Papa Smurf, CEO of Smurfberry Inc., the company behind the new venture. “We’re tired of being typecast as children’s entertainment. It’s time for us to get a little naughty.”

The Smurfs’ entry into the adult companion space is expected to disrupt the industry, with their unique blend of cute and… well, more cute.

“Our research shows that humans are tired of the same old boring avatars,” said Brainy Smurf, lead researcher on the project. “They want something that says ‘I’m fun, I’m flirty, and I’m willing to get a little smurfy’.”

The Smurfs’ adult companion avatars will come equipped with a range of features, including:

• Smurfy banter: Witty one-liners and charming pickup lines, all delivered in that signature Smurf accent.
• Smurfberry-scented virtual perfume: Because who doesn’t love the smell of sweet, sweet smurfberry?
• And of course, the infamous “Smurfette Seduction Mode”: A special feature that guarantees to drive users wild with desire (patent pending).

But not everyone is happy about the Smurfs’ new venture. “This is a travesty,” said a spokesperson for the rival avatar company, “Furry Friends Inc.” “We can’t let these… these… abominable little creatures corrupt the good name of adult companionship!”

In related news, the Smurfs have also announced plans to launch a line of adult-themed Smurf villages, complete with Smurfy sex shops and Smurfberry-infused cocktails. Because who doesn’t want to get their smurf on?